Elimite
What we learn from watching celebrities live in the public eye.

Lesson 18: Red Lipstick can be used to achieve hotness.

Posted on 11 October 2009

Our lesson today focuses on the wonders of make-up, and how it can be used to cover up nearly anything: including reputation. When you look at these pictures of Paris Hilton, you may be focusing on her red lips, and not on the many other celebrity problems she may have at the moment. You may even think she is sexy in red lipstick. Which is why Paris Hilton is a celebrity- she knows these things.

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Lesson 17: There is beauty after Scientology.

Posted on 7 October 2009

Today’s lesson is one of redemption (are you listening Katie Holmes?) Our lesson comes from the statuesque Nicole Kidman, who proves you can still be a beautiful person after leaving a cult like Scientology. Of course, she is now married to a country singer, and they are pretty die hard about their beliefs…

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Lesson 16: There are never enough cute poses.

Posted on 6 October 2009

Today’s lesson is on celebrity poses.  A good celebrity has many cute poses, not just a trademark one.  In future lessons I will describe some celebrities and their overused poses, but for today let us shine light on the positive.  Young Hayden Panettiere shows us she can be cute in any position with this photoshoot, which is why she is an overnight sensation.  She definitely knows how to smile.

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Lesson 15: If you know you are sexy, maintain your image.

Posted on 5 October 2009

Today’s lesson comes from the always hot Rhona Mitra. She has played many roles over the years- some barely noticeable, and some she starred in- but she’s always known as the hot one in her movie. And she takes a good photo as well. Some celebrities just know how to stay sexy.

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Lesson 14: The Photogs want insider knowledge of your clothing.

Posted on 4 October 2009

Today we have a lesson from one of the great teachers of our generation, Lindsay Lohan. When you are a celebrity, everyone wants to know what you are wearing- even before you try it on. You know you are a celebrity when the photogs stalk you to a store, just to see what you *might* be wearing the next time you want to be photograhped.

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Tecnically Speaking…

Posted on 4 October 2009

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Lesson 13: After a scandal, attempt to look innocent.

Posted on 2 October 2009

Today’s lesson is best explained by examining the adorable Vanessa Hugdens.  She tries to be just a little edgy, and very cute and innocent, and then she releases nude pics of herself multiple times (it almost seems like it happens when her career needs a pick-me-up…)  And then she recovers by doing something adorable and innocent again, and just saying ‘Oops!’.  Well Done, miss Hugdens- after all, young girls can make mistakes, right?

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Lesson 12: A Well Placed Mirror lets you show off more.

Posted on 28 September 2009

There is something to be said about the first photographer that realized a mirror can show off both a model’s front and backsides at the same time. If you are going to take a picture, be aware of mirrors- they can make you hot, or not, depending on their angle and what they reveal.

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Lesson 11: Change your body, not your image.

Posted on 17 November 2007

Today’s Lesson is one every young girl should know if they want to stay hot their whole life. A woman’s body will change as she gets older, regardless of how much time and effort they put into trying to prevent it. The trick to aging is to develop an aura of hotness around you, and maintain it despite what your body looks like. Today’s example is the lovely Tiffany Thiessen, formally Tiffany Amber Thiessen. She has gone from hot girl next door with a slutty sexual appetite to hot boss next door with a slutty sexual appetite, and has used her boobs through it all. We salute you miss Thiessen.

Lesson 10: Areolas are Nipples Too.

Posted on 16 November 2007

Today’s lesson is on the part of the human body known as the Areola. In anatomy, the term areola, plural areolae, (diminutive of Latin area, “open place”) is used to describe any small circular area such as the colored skin surrounding the nipple. While technically an Areola is not part of the nipple, exposing it to the public is as socially unacceptable as exposing a nipple; therefore today’s lesson falls under our Visible Nipples series. An Areola slip is easier to achieve then a “nipple slip”; in fact, every nipple slip has an Areola slip (well, unless the celebrity is specifically trying to hide their Areola.) Areola slips are caused by the same problems that cause nipple slips; these include clothing that is too loose or too tight, ocean motion, and even the wind. Below are some examples of Areola slips, headlined by Jessica Simpson, who has had a few. There are more pictures of various other celebrities and their Areolae in the comments section.