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Lesson 8: Red Lipstick will not make things sell.

Today’s lesson is a simple lesson in marketing. Our example today is miss Emmy Rossum, a beautiful girl from such films as “When Weather Goes Bad” (or whatever it was called… the day after tomorrow?) and “When the janitor goes bad” (err Phantom of the Opera). Dear miss Emmy is trying to promote her new CD, looking all bright and flirty wearing her very red lipstick on her very pale face. Unfortunately, she is holding her CD sideways, which makes her look none-too-bright. Sorry Emmy, next take lessons in how to present your item, not how to present yourself.